Imagine this:
Babe : Who's that guy? Is that Chris Brown?
Boy: Chris kini? No na, that's Theo Walcott!!
Babe: Hey! What's that yellow card for?
Guy: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Babe: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.
Guy: Yeah yeah sure.. U r ryt..!
Babe: What about the green card?
Guy: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.
Babe: Which teams are these?
Guy: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!
Babe: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?
Guy: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that, abi you drink gari?
Babe: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Guy: (upset)...Your father! You no no say na Chelsea! Olodo!
girl, abi na capital school you go?
Babe: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.
Guy: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup Where you from sef?
Babe: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man?
Guy: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger
Babe: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Guy: smhh!!! Change Channel abeg,abeg.
Hmmmm..........😏
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